Monday, March 01, 2004

When I am king, you will be first against the wall

Welcome to the SWSL Shitlist. In what should become a new regular series, the focus will fall upon those who, if they took a bullet to the head, would be doing the whole of humanity a great favour...

#1: Rebekah Wade

Why?: As editor of the News Of The World, she assumed the mantle of Witchfinder General in the paper's infamous and grossly irresponsible "naming and shaming" paedophile campaign. As editor of The Sun, she has condoned blatant racism and homophobia in the pages of the best-selling and most influential newspaper in the country. Plus she's married to Ross fucking Kemp.

Imagined famous last words: "I've got the power to mobilise a whole army of bigoted men in white vans! You'll never get away with this..." BANG!

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