Ditto

22nd and 29th January: two Wednesdays, two Newcastle matches, two wins, two winners from Jenas, two clean sheets. You can't ask for more than that. We're now second in the league (although Fish-Eyed Ferguson's runts have a game in hand on us), and if our young midfield dynamo carries on in his current vein of form I'm going to be swamped with more Google requests for 'jermaine jenas naked' than the one I've had so far. Don't find him attractive mysefl - his head seems suspiciously small for his body, don't you think?

So, with any luck a repeat performance in Smogville on Saturday. If the chemically-altered ones defend like they did against Villa on Tuesday, we're going to have a field day. However, this bit of news may have put a slight dampener on the potential for hilarity amongst the Geordie fans (courtesy of nufc.com):

By the way, it's only fair to remind you of a story we mentioned some months ago - the killjoy Cleveland polis have made it known that anyone turning up at the Riverside in protective clothing, dust deflectors, gas masks etc. faces being refused admission to the stadium.