In the spirit of Christmas generosity, I give you the worst article about music ever written: Dave Berry's guide to "the 10 albums every man should own". I came across it described as such on Twitter and naturally assumed that was merely hyperbole; incredibly, though, it wasn't.
Berry begins by saying that, due to his experience as a DJ and host for festivals and TV shows, "I ... like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music". Let's just say that what follows definitively proves otherwise.
(Thanks to Nick for the link.)