Friday, June 13, 2014

Water wally

Just in case you thought you couldn't trust your eyes any longer, "Boris Johnson agrees to be shot by water cannon to prove safety and 'wisdom' of buying controversial riot equipment for London" genuinely was a headline in the Independent, not on the Daily Mash.

This begs two questions. First, when exactly did politics become an episode of Jackass? And second, what will his next stunt be - electrocuting his testicles, launching fireworks out of his arse or eating an omelette made with his own sick?

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