It's official, then: nearly thirty years after the release of the original film, The Goonies 2 will happen. Three thoughts spring immediately to mind:
1. Can it hope to be anywhere near as good as the first film?
2. Will I be able to develop a drinking game that's anywhere near as good as the one I created for the first film?
3. Given that John Matuszak, who played Sloth, is no longer with us, will his part go to the person who can submit the best sellotape selfie?