"It is unthinkable that any sexual act with an animal is punished without proof that the animal has come to any harm. We see animals as partners and not as a means of gratification. We don't force them to do anything. Animals are much easier to understand than women."
Meet Michael Kiok, chairman of Zoophile Engagement for Tolerance and Information (Zeta), who is up in arms about the German government's proposal to make bestiality illegal. It's not clear how exactly the animal in question gives its consent, but perhaps it's best not to enquire further.
(Thanks to Louise for the link.)